Gift-Giving
and Taking
It feels like I was just doing this the other day, but anyway. You know what time it is: Christmas in July, a tradition started 3 years ago in which rpg characters give gifts to other characters. Since I can't think of anything right now I'll come back, in a bit...and give everyone some socks.
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As you can see, today we did quite a different thing from the usual Christmas party. Today, instead of everyone of my people giving other people's people gifts as a collective group, they all just couldn't agree and decided to give individual gifts.
Ruki—a friend or two in the form of Ura and Warui; an offer to be experimented on, from TS; a scream of horror, from Raquel; a look of utter disgust from Misaki.
Catboy – whatever he wants, from Ura; Puella’s freedom, from Ura; a chance to get alone with Puella for a romantic little rendezvous, from Ura; an inquisitive stare, from Warui; a hug, from Temacu; “an opportunity to ‘breed’ with a ‘certain ocelot-girl’,” from TS; a smile, from Puella; a challenge to a match, from Satoshi.
Tago—a trip for two to see the white tigers at Bradbury Safari, from Musashi; the Eight-Tracking game for Phoni Cam 2, from Ura; a hug from Temacu; “an opportunity to ‘breed’ with a ‘certain ocelot-girl’,” from TS.
Faust—a relaxing five-day vacation, from Ura; stares and sighs of admiration, from Dr. Speyer; a disapproving scowl, from Musashi; a hug, from Temacu; “an opportunity to ‘breed’ with a ‘certain ocelot-girl’,” from TS.
Zagif—a special invitation to battle the 48 Fiends in a tournament in which the victor is hailed and recognized as Strongest Demon in the World, from Warui; a dark scary mansion with its own in-ground pool of blood, dungeons, and surrounding eerie forest filled with monsters and things that torment humans, from Warui; a seven-day vacation in Raccoon City, from Warui; and a whole list of dirty, naughty things that must not be mentioned, from Warui; an obedient, cutie, experienced lil sex toy (namely herself), from Warui.
Shatta-ku—a promotion from Warui and Master.
Bebedora—the book How Normal Little Girls Act and Talk by Happi Ann Coot and A Lesson on Right and Wrong in Today’s Confused Society by Syn Baad, both from Warui; a pet, from Karen; and an apple, from Satoshi.
Yosh—How Not to Act Like You Know it All by Hut Up, from Warui; more socks from Satoshi; an “I didn’t know what to get you so I got you this radical antique” object from two TEAM members who wish to remain anonymous for their safety.
Thantos–Concerning the Concept of Love by Rose Shreve, from Kojirou; song and dance performance, from Kurai; The Pied Piper from Raquel.
Kusanagi—the Spencer Estate from someone with wicked intentions; an party to celebrate their second anniversary as a married couple, from Temacu.
Misio—the cute pocket monster Rokon, from Satoshi.
Zhen – tips on training her Eevee, from Satoshi.
Claire – a challenge to a fight, from a certain fire sprite who wants to remain anonymous for his or her safety.
Samanoske—The Legend of the Flying Dragon, the Bodiless Boy, and the Forty-Eight Fiends: Based off Daigo’s ‘Midoro’ from Yukina; The Missing Demon Slayer, from Kojirou; a brand new ‘Eight Cloud’ Demon Slaying Sword, from Jessie; a challenge to a battle from Musashi; a rematch, from Satoshi.
Raziel—an “I didn’t know what to give a dead vampire” Tee-shirt from a sprite who wishes to remain anonymous for his or her safety.
Zhang – a hair cut, from a fire sprite who wishes to remain anonymous for his or her safety.
Satsuki—a carrot and some cabbage, from Warui; a gasp of astonishment, from Satoshi; an inquiry of examination, from Dr. Speyer.
Nico—new equipment and technology that won’t break down when trying to identify sprites from Warui; offered partnership from Brad of the Trust Corporation.
Eyasha—Concerning the Word ‘Duty’ and It’s Negative Implications by Corin Super Rudy, from Warui; a warning, from Misaki.
Khaine—nothing; no one likes him at this time.
SW
Everone is collectively happy (Raziel is probably just being polite ><
Zhang is also not happy about getting a haircut, he refuses the gift but
gives thanks for thinking of him)
Except Khaine... he's sitll plotting everyone's demise
Everyone is kinda short on money! except Thantos and Yoshazura, as they are both collectors of random valuables -.-
Ura-Big hugs from Catboy, Tago, Misio, Zhen, and Eyasha. Continued protection from Eyasha. A promise of death from Khaine. A promise of suffering and damnation from the Messengers. A highly experimental wing replacement surgery from Faust (if she wants to risk it). the book Nobody Is Perfect, Just Accept It by Thantos, from Thantos.
Warui-Collectively decided on a full years vacation... very far away from us... Khaine prmoises torture THEN death. A small pouch of obsidian stones.
Musashi-A big hug form Misio. A romantic and censored encounter with Tago. One of those little bug houses filled with fireflies from Zehn, Zhang, Catboy and Misio. A pat on the head form Faust. A small pouch of rubies from Yoshazura. An offer for a duel from Thantos.
Karen-A caring embrace from Yosh. A death threat from Khaine
Koujirou-A hug and offer to dinner from Zhang. A small pouch of sapphires from Yosh. An apology from Tago. A shirt that says "Love sucks" from Tago. An economy sized box of Zombie-Away Spray from Faust. Somthing thoughtful from Zhen.
Ruki-Accepting your Flaws by Thantos, from Thantos. A gentle, caring hug from Eyasha. An offering of friendship from Misio. A shocked meep from Zhen.
Claire-An apologetic box of candy and boquet of flowers from our local albino.
Satsuki-A severe glomping from Misio and Zhen.
Satoshi-A clinging tackle-hug from Misio. More wedding plans from Zhen. A pat on the head form Yosh and Faust. A removal of hat and hair tousling from Tago. Sword polish from Thantos
TS-A swift kick from everyone... multiple times
Warui: *smiles sweetly* Sorry, I'm not going anywhere. I'm EM's top favorite next to Ura AND her best friend. So deal with it! Sides I was the one who gave most of you ungrateful people gifts, so there! *sticks out the tongue childishly* *then pouts* I wish someone had given ME a book. But these are pretty stones. *sits and plays with them*
Musashi: *still plans to cut his Zhang's hair when he's sleeping* *innocent smile* *watches the fire flies* So, Tago, when are when leaving.
Warui: "our local albino"--That's Khaine isn't it. Ooooooo! Khaine likes Claire! *sings the song*
Ura: *wonders how a cat could have wings* *goes to write thank you notes*
Satoshi: *runs and hides*
Temacu: *goes about looking around*
TS: *laughs* I love you too.
There was much more bustling about the room and general happiness and\or confusion.
Khaine: *remains indifferent*
Zhen: *glomps Satoshi*
Misio: *glomps Satoshi harder*
Zhen *glomps even harder*
Misio: *continues this process*
Catboy: Poor Satoshi
* Christmas in July * U R Here
Christmas in July